So it's 2006 and I was one Fat SOB. First time seeing a recruiter I was 310 LBS, dropped to 280 in 20 days just…

I went to basic in 2005 when I was 25. My story is different. I didn't join because I was hooah hooah. I joined to…

So my older brother is one of the only reasons I decided to enlist in the military. He served for 9 years before becoming KIA…

2005, on the bus for 0 day and I'm sitting beside a kid who's somehow too shook up for Basic and has way too many…

One day at basic the DS announced that the SGT MAJ wanted everyone in the classroom right now. As per normal BCT SOP we had…

February 2014, I am a 24 year old E3 in basic training at Fort Leonardwood. I had previously attended ROTC at a military college and…

We had these two privates in basic who we shall call PVT New York and PVT Georgia. Well, these two PVTs where about themselves and…

2010, DS H was a younger guy. Blended in real well and was up to date on all the latest stuff. So you wouldn't know…

Graduation was comming up and we all were getting haircuts and class As ready for turning blue and everything, my girlfriend was comming wih my…

I will start this story by saying that this isn't a funny story. At the time, this was the most terrifying and inspiring day of…

Alright, f*cksticks... gather 'round. Fall of 2000, and Private F was the most weak, f*cked up troop imaginable. Shipped to basic out of shape. Spent…

Many years ago I'd gone off to my IET as a reservist and came back to find my unit in the process of being deactivated.…

This story is a little different than the normal fuckery we read. I was in my 5th week of BCT back in 1988. We were…

During BCT, we had this douche canoe private, I'll call PVT Bro. PVT Bro used to tell all sorts of wild stories about his life…

This isn't a story about Privates being retarded, or about how how we all got the sh*t smoked out of us, not even about a…

It's the last week of OSUT. My DS had learned my name the week before (fuckin right) and I get called in to his office…

DS S was a scary SOB. Must have been 6'8" our only Infantry DS and built like a shit brickhouse. DS S had one rule.…

I didn't like Nelson from day one. He was about 28, mouthy, and kept bragging about how he lived close to some NASCAR drivers in…

No sh*t, there I was. About week 5 of basic, 1995, so a good number of the idiots had already been pushed out. We had…

This isn't a funny story but one that stuck with me. I don't remember what week we were in basic but one day during mail…

After enlisting in 2006, I shipped to basic at Ft. Leonard Wood where I met PFC B. Now B was the kind of guy every…

There's a lot of stories about Drill Sergeants that are funny, acurate and ultimately fucking up privates. This isn't like that, this is a story…

It seems like there is always that one f*cking private that thinks he knows everything and one f*cking private that resembles a fat marshmallow. Our…

November, 2011, we were in blue phase. It was lights out, I was pulling my fire guard shift. About half way through, DS C, with…

So its probably our 5th week in to basic at sand hill and we start are all starting to get the hang of things. We…